Just Read it for Fun- Boss and employee

“Hello,
plss.. talk to me… y u r not picking the call?????”

“everything is alright?”

“wat alright.. noting is alright.. see the time.. its 11PM..n m cmng now frm office..no food for me.. now i will cook… frm past 3 days..m eating only maggie… n my pm eating only me..see the price hikes, everything is 2/- more frm yesterday.. except my salary…i think the begger in frnt of my office... earns more thn me.. wat i shud do…”

“wat happen.. wat r u talking”

“wat i m talking???? no, i m not talking.. manager dont allow anyone to talk except the client.. who always talk something.. from past 3 months i didnt take any leave..now from 3 weeks.. i m just begging for one damn leave.. n wat response i got….’why u want to waste an important day of ur life??’

i now finalize one more time… yes..i m gonna quit.. this project… but, i cant. no, i can.. but i wont..uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…”

“ok.. now Relax…”

“How can i relax… for relaxation ppl do yoga, but its night so i cant, then else they watch movies… but see, in every channel all bogus movies r repeating, same.. ‘Welcome’, ‘Suryavansham’,Govinda’s movies… its really irritates… everyone is faking in TV, fake news, fake stories, fake swaynwars, fake reality…ahhhhh see the movies u will get to know…
in “Rock-on” last scene… Arjun Rampal’s wife says to taxi driver, that
“hurry up, we r going late for Airport…” Airport…??? i thought he find a job in Cruze.. not Airlines..

In 3 Idiots… starting scene… Madhvan does the drama to leave his flight, then what happened to his luggage??
same movie… Kareena is a doctor.. tht too a surgeon.. to bcame a surgon.. it requires atlest 5[MBBS]+3[MS] years..
so she shud be 28… n Aamir as a student.. only 18 or 20 ?? then after 10 years they decide to marry.. means she is 38??
i dont understand, how can spiderman reach to the church-bell in part-3, when he lost his power??
I still dont understand how could Rajnikanth fly without wings? i just…..”

“hey stop it now..”

“m i a train who will stop it, by pulling chain… ohh train.. i didnt saw last 3 months… how will i see,all the time monitor is in frnt of me.. in night also wen i open my eyes, i found username and password window..
i need to cool down..

10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1

but someone tell me howwwwwwwww.. everytime powercut is here..
except wen i m not in home.. home wat rubbish,its a damn single room.. where i m leaving alone with my pillow..

i also want girlfriend yaar, like my rivals have..
smita, rashmi, sujata, priti, komal.. anyone frm my odc is ok, but they all r engaged, u know y?? bcoz their boyfriends did not work in IT, outside girls do have chat wid me only on my salary day.. i got rejected 31 times.. u know y, each time i propose them, they ask where do u live.. i say in my Cubicle.. bcoz thats the only place u can find my soul all the time..”

“hey man, u better take rest, we will talk in Morning”

“Morning.. are u talking the same morning.. sun rises, bird flies, omlette fries, employee cries… damn, i didnt saw the Sun,from 3 years.. how it looks like… morning i catcing shuttle, reaching my birthplace ‘cubicle’ working n leaving when
Sun uncle is not there… i will hit my room-owner some days, every morning he used to cry for increasing room rent,i always tell him to go n meet my manager… i dont understnd how can i be so nice to my colleagues..
each time they want leave, they repeat the same dialog… “my sister’s marriage”.. my colleagues 9 sisters got married,
3 time grandpa expired,
5 times frnd’s went in ICU.. but my colleague is fine..
and favorite dialog “i need to drop a frnd to hospital, as he is not
feeling wel” later i find movie tickets in his purse…
then my pm’s motivational speech.. ‘u will work.. u will grow’.. means if i wont work.. i will shrink or what…

when i need hike, i m junior.. still need to grow.. when i do mistakes.. cmon man u r senior, u cant do mistakes.. ahhh
God gimme some power to understand the greatness of a super natural person known as PM in this world..”

“ok enough now, i m disconnecting”

“wait.. i called you.. n u r disconnecting.. u know previously i was normal, when i was in college, i used to talk continuosly watever i want, now i m talking only this much… ‘yaa its done’, ‘e-cube is filled’, ”Please..’, ‘good morning’,‘lunch’,'tea’,’snaks’..

i dont know wat i m talking abt, i shud b happy.. i have sunday saturday.. saturday to recover from the disaster been made
from monday to friday.. sunday to think about upcoming disaster from monday to friday.. cool naa..

u heard that 2012 earth will end.. then also my ODC and my cubicle will remain as it is.. u know why??
because thats not part of earth.. n we are employees not human beings… we are aliens, so better before u start getting headache… go have a nice dream.. me will again start my day tomorrow like i m starting everyday..
good night…”
beeeeeeeeep…beeeeeeeeeep…beeeeeeeeeep
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Next Day, in office:-

“Saurabh, Please come here”

“Yes Surya!!”

“I approved your leaves.. i think you should go and have some fun”

I happily came out, and checked my phone Dialled call..

“Ohhh my God, yesterday I called my PM only… s**t”

Just for fun-Same company for too long

Here is a cartoon which portraits how we look if we stay in same company for too long... Hey!!! It is just for fun...

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Life briefed in five bottles

No words required to explain this...

Definitions - Just For Laughs

Just For Laughs!!!!
School:
A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse:
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her masters.

Divorce:
Future tense of Marriage.

Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture:
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer
to the notes of the students
without passing through 'the minds of either'.

Conference:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way
that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room:
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father:
A banker provided by nature.