“Hello,
plss.. talk to me… y u r not picking the call?????”
“everything is alright?”
“wat alright.. noting is alright.. see the time.. its 11PM..n m cmng now frm office..no food for me.. now i will cook… frm past 3 days..m eating only maggie… n my pm eating only me..see the price hikes, everything is 2/- more frm yesterday.. except my salary…i think the begger in frnt of my office... earns more thn me.. wat i shud do…”
“wat happen.. wat r u talking”
“wat i m talking???? no, i m not talking.. manager dont allow anyone to talk except the client.. who always talk something.. from past 3 months i didnt take any leave..now from 3 weeks.. i m just begging for one damn leave.. n wat response i got….’why u want to waste an important day of ur life??’
i now finalize one more time… yes..i m gonna quit.. this project… but, i cant. no, i can.. but i wont..uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…”
“ok.. now Relax…”
“How can i relax… for relaxation ppl do yoga, but its night so i cant, then else they watch movies… but see, in every channel all bogus movies r repeating, same.. ‘Welcome’, ‘Suryavansham’,Govinda’s movies… its really irritates… everyone is faking in TV, fake news, fake stories, fake swaynwars, fake reality…ahhhhh see the movies u will get to know…
in “Rock-on” last scene… Arjun Rampal’s wife says to taxi driver, that
“hurry up, we r going late for Airport…” Airport…??? i thought he find a job in Cruze.. not Airlines..
In 3 Idiots… starting scene… Madhvan does the drama to leave his flight, then what happened to his luggage??
same movie… Kareena is a doctor.. tht too a surgeon.. to bcame a surgon.. it requires atlest 5[MBBS]+3[MS] years..
so she shud be 28… n Aamir as a student.. only 18 or 20 ?? then after 10 years they decide to marry.. means she is 38??
i dont understand, how can spiderman reach to the church-bell in part-3, when he lost his power??
I still dont understand how could Rajnikanth fly without wings? i just…..”
“hey stop it now..”
“m i a train who will stop it, by pulling chain… ohh train.. i didnt saw last 3 months… how will i see,all the time monitor is in frnt of me.. in night also wen i open my eyes, i found username and password window..
i need to cool down..
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
but someone tell me howwwwwwwww.. everytime powercut is here..
except wen i m not in home.. home wat rubbish,its a damn single room.. where i m leaving alone with my pillow..
i also want girlfriend yaar, like my rivals have..
smita, rashmi, sujata, priti, komal.. anyone frm my odc is ok, but they all r engaged, u know y?? bcoz their boyfriends did not work in IT, outside girls do have chat wid me only on my salary day.. i got rejected 31 times.. u know y, each time i propose them, they ask where do u live.. i say in my Cubicle.. bcoz thats the only place u can find my soul all the time..”
“hey man, u better take rest, we will talk in Morning”
“Morning.. are u talking the same morning.. sun rises, bird flies, omlette fries, employee cries… damn, i didnt saw the Sun,from 3 years.. how it looks like… morning i catcing shuttle, reaching my birthplace ‘cubicle’ working n leaving when
Sun uncle is not there… i will hit my room-owner some days, every morning he used to cry for increasing room rent,i always tell him to go n meet my manager… i dont understnd how can i be so nice to my colleagues..
each time they want leave, they repeat the same dialog… “my sister’s marriage”.. my colleagues 9 sisters got married,
3 time grandpa expired,
5 times frnd’s went in ICU.. but my colleague is fine..
and favorite dialog “i need to drop a frnd to hospital, as he is not
feeling wel” later i find movie tickets in his purse…
then my pm’s motivational speech.. ‘u will work.. u will grow’.. means if i wont work.. i will shrink or what…
when i need hike, i m junior.. still need to grow.. when i do mistakes.. cmon man u r senior, u cant do mistakes.. ahhh
God gimme some power to understand the greatness of a super natural person known as PM in this world..”
“ok enough now, i m disconnecting”
“wait.. i called you.. n u r disconnecting.. u know previously i was normal, when i was in college, i used to talk continuosly watever i want, now i m talking only this much… ‘yaa its done’, ‘e-cube is filled’, ”Please..’, ‘good morning’,‘lunch’,'tea’,’snaks’..
i dont know wat i m talking abt, i shud b happy.. i have sunday saturday.. saturday to recover from the disaster been made
from monday to friday.. sunday to think about upcoming disaster from monday to friday.. cool naa..
u heard that 2012 earth will end.. then also my ODC and my cubicle will remain as it is.. u know why??
because thats not part of earth.. n we are employees not human beings… we are aliens, so better before u start getting headache… go have a nice dream.. me will again start my day tomorrow like i m starting everyday..
good night…”
beeeeeeeeep…beeeeeeeeeep…beeeeeeeeeep
****************************************************************
Next Day, in office:-
“Saurabh, Please come here”
“Yes Surya!!”
“I approved your leaves.. i think you should go and have some fun”
I happily came out, and checked my phone Dialled call..
“Ohhh my God, yesterday I called my PM only… s**t”
Showing posts with label Interesting Story. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Interesting Story. Show all posts
Tuesday, 24 August 2010
Monday, 26 July 2010
" It is actually the only thing that follows us wherever we go.Perhaps it's a good idea to cultivate and strengthen it now rather than to wait until we're on our deathbed to lament"
The story begin here....
There was a rich merchant who had 4 wives. He loved the 4th wife the most and adorned her with rich robes and treated her to delicacies. He took great care of her and gave her nothing but the best.
He also loved the 3rd wife very much. He's very proud of her and always wanted to show off her to his friends. However, the merchant is always in great fear that she might run away with some other men.
He too, loved his 2nd wife. She is a very considerate person, always patient and in fact is the merchant's confidante. Whenever the merchant faced some problems, he always turned to his 2nd wife and she would always help him out and tide him through difficult times.
Now, the merchant's 1st wife is a very loyal partner and has made great contributions in maintaining his wealth and business as well as taking care of the household. However, the merchant did not love the first wife and although she loved him deeply, he hardly took notice of her.
One day, the merchant fell ill. Before long, he knew that he was going to die soon. He thought of his luxurious life and told himself, "Now I have 4 wives with me. But when I die, I'll be alone. How lonely I'll be!"
Thus, he asked the 4th wife, "I loved you most, endowed you with the finest clothing and showered great care over you. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?" "No way!" replied the 4th wife and she walked away without another word.
The answer cut like a sharp knife right into the merchant's heart. The sad merchant then asked the 3rd wife, "I have loved you so much for all my life. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?" "No!" replied the 3rd wife. "Life is so good over here! I'm going to remarry when you die!" The merchant's heart sank and turned cold.
He then asked the 2nd wife, "I always turned to you for help and you've always helped me out. Now I need your help again. When I die, will you follow me and keep me company?" "I'm sorry, I can't help you out this time!" replied the 2nd wife. "At the very most, I can only send you to your grave." The answer came like a bolt of thunder and the merchant was devastated.
Then a voice called out : "I'll leave with you. I'll follow you no matter where you go." The merchant looked up and there was his first wife. She was so skinny, almost like she suffered from malnutrition. Greatly grieved, the merchant said, "I should have taken much better care of you while I could have !"
Actually, we all have 4 wives in our lives
a. The 4th wife is our body. No matter how much time and effort we lavish in making it look good, it'll leave us when we die.
b. Our 3rd wife ? Our possessions, status and wealth. When we die, they all go to others.
c. The 2nd wife is our family and friends. No matter how close they had been there for us when we're alive, the furthest they can stay by us is up to the grave.
d. The 1st wife is in fact our soul, often neglected in our pursuit of material, wealth and sensual pleasure.
"Guess what? It is actually the only thing that follows us wherever we go.Perhaps it's a good idea to cultivate and strengthen it now rather than to wait until we're on our deathbed to lament"
The story begin here....
There was a rich merchant who had 4 wives. He loved the 4th wife the most and adorned her with rich robes and treated her to delicacies. He took great care of her and gave her nothing but the best.
He also loved the 3rd wife very much. He's very proud of her and always wanted to show off her to his friends. However, the merchant is always in great fear that she might run away with some other men.
He too, loved his 2nd wife. She is a very considerate person, always patient and in fact is the merchant's confidante. Whenever the merchant faced some problems, he always turned to his 2nd wife and she would always help him out and tide him through difficult times.
Now, the merchant's 1st wife is a very loyal partner and has made great contributions in maintaining his wealth and business as well as taking care of the household. However, the merchant did not love the first wife and although she loved him deeply, he hardly took notice of her.
One day, the merchant fell ill. Before long, he knew that he was going to die soon. He thought of his luxurious life and told himself, "Now I have 4 wives with me. But when I die, I'll be alone. How lonely I'll be!"
Thus, he asked the 4th wife, "I loved you most, endowed you with the finest clothing and showered great care over you. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?" "No way!" replied the 4th wife and she walked away without another word.
The answer cut like a sharp knife right into the merchant's heart. The sad merchant then asked the 3rd wife, "I have loved you so much for all my life. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?" "No!" replied the 3rd wife. "Life is so good over here! I'm going to remarry when you die!" The merchant's heart sank and turned cold.
He then asked the 2nd wife, "I always turned to you for help and you've always helped me out. Now I need your help again. When I die, will you follow me and keep me company?" "I'm sorry, I can't help you out this time!" replied the 2nd wife. "At the very most, I can only send you to your grave." The answer came like a bolt of thunder and the merchant was devastated.
Then a voice called out : "I'll leave with you. I'll follow you no matter where you go." The merchant looked up and there was his first wife. She was so skinny, almost like she suffered from malnutrition. Greatly grieved, the merchant said, "I should have taken much better care of you while I could have !"
Actually, we all have 4 wives in our lives
a. The 4th wife is our body. No matter how much time and effort we lavish in making it look good, it'll leave us when we die.
b. Our 3rd wife ? Our possessions, status and wealth. When we die, they all go to others.
c. The 2nd wife is our family and friends. No matter how close they had been there for us when we're alive, the furthest they can stay by us is up to the grave.
d. The 1st wife is in fact our soul, often neglected in our pursuit of material, wealth and sensual pleasure.
"Guess what? It is actually the only thing that follows us wherever we go.Perhaps it's a good idea to cultivate and strengthen it now rather than to wait until we're on our deathbed to lament"
Friday, 16 July 2010
As a daily habit, the 10-year Old Pintu was reading newspaper.
Suddenly he asked his father, "Dad! What does it mean by 'Governance
System'? "
"It's like..." father said while thinking, "See! I earn and bring money
to home, mean's I am a 'Money Holder'. Your mother decides where and how
to spend that money and that means she is 'Government'. That maid in our
home is doing all the household works, so she will be 'Labour Class'.
You are a 'Common man' or 'Public'. Your kid brother is 'Future' or the
'Next Generation', understand?"
That day Pintu slept with all those thoughts. In the middle of the night
he woke-up because his kid brother was crying. He wetted the matrices so
he was crying. Pintu went to wake-up his mother. She was in deep sleep
so Pintu went to the Maid's room to wake her up. But there his father
was sleeping with the maid. So he came back with frustration.
Next morning father asked Pintu, "Hey Pintu Darling! You understood the
'Governance System'?".
Pintu replied, "Yeah Dad, I understood! Last Night, Money Holder was exploiting
Labour Class and our Government was sleeping. Future of our nation was crying
for not getting their basic needs fulfilled and in all this Common Man (I)
was suffering!"
Suddenly he asked his father, "Dad! What does it mean by 'Governance
System'? "
"It's like..." father said while thinking, "See! I earn and bring money
to home, mean's I am a 'Money Holder'. Your mother decides where and how
to spend that money and that means she is 'Government'. That maid in our
home is doing all the household works, so she will be 'Labour Class'.
You are a 'Common man' or 'Public'. Your kid brother is 'Future' or the
'Next Generation', understand?"
That day Pintu slept with all those thoughts. In the middle of the night
he woke-up because his kid brother was crying. He wetted the matrices so
he was crying. Pintu went to wake-up his mother. She was in deep sleep
so Pintu went to the Maid's room to wake her up. But there his father
was sleeping with the maid. So he came back with frustration.
Next morning father asked Pintu, "Hey Pintu Darling! You understood the
'Governance System'?".
Pintu replied, "Yeah Dad, I understood! Last Night, Money Holder was exploiting
Labour Class and our Government was sleeping. Future of our nation was crying
for not getting their basic needs fulfilled and in all this Common Man (I)
was suffering!"
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